My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??
Me:
Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.
why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page
why u should join my glasses hate club
cons of glasses:
•ears hurt
•smudge on vision
•hot drink makes fogged up
•rain splat on glass
•"just clean them"
•squares on nose when u take them off
•see the edge of the lens
•adjust adjust adjust
•fingerprint
•take them off and world is fuzz
•"wow you are so blind!!“
•forget them weird places
pros:
•see things
•????
The Lance that’s the Paladin of the Red Lion
The Lance that’s always got my back
And the Lance who knows exactly who he is
And what he’s got to offer
justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave
9 year old me:
This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!
i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck
Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.
I don’t get the last one e.e
If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason
^^^^^
ace-keith